Friday, December 19, 2008
Stupid Stuff White People Like #1: Snuggie
So I've seen this ad twice now on TV: if you're tired of trying to keep warm inside your house with blankets because blankets fall off your body when you move, wear a Snuggie. It's like a blanket with sleeves, and it's machine-washable, too.
Okay, seriously. Whatever happened to wearing a BATHROBE over your clothes? Seriously, a bathrobe over your clothes (or at least my bathrobe over clothes) does the same thing. It even feels pretty much the same because it feels like it's made from the same soft, warm fabric (hell if I know what it is, and I don't feel like checking the label, either). And they're usually machine-washable (or at least mine is). They can be cheap, and you don't have to pay for shipping and handling (unless you buy through a catalog or online). And they can even come in more colors or cool patterns.
Or you could go old-school, and I mean OLD-school, as in medieval old, and wear a CLOAK.
Because the Snuggie looks exactly like a cloak (except not as cool, and also some cloaks have hoods, which the Snuggie does not). Now, some cloaks and bathrobes might be more expensive, but some might not be, and at least if you wear a cloak or a bathrobe instead of a Snuggie, you don't look like a gullible idiot who's been watching TV too much.
Labels: Snuggie, sswpl, stupid stuff white people like
I feel sorry for my blog. I should actually use it. And I have a few ideas on how I will use it. Let me implement them.
This includes my idea for a new segment on here called "Stupid Stuff White People Invent and/or Like" (or "Stuff Stupid White People Like") which can be shortened to either "Stupid Stuff White People Like" or "SSWPL" (pronounced like "swipl" or "s-whip-el").
Anyway, I'm sure something like this already exists on the Internet, but I don't really care so screw you.
P.S. I'm white so I don't feel like I'm being racist against white people here. And if you feel that way, you probably need to either get a sense of humor (not necessarily a good one, but at least get one) or you need to take the stick out of your ass. And if you really don't like it, I don't care - start your own blog.
This includes my idea for a new segment on here called "Stupid Stuff White People Invent and/or Like" (or "Stuff Stupid White People Like") which can be shortened to either "Stupid Stuff White People Like" or "SSWPL" (pronounced like "swipl" or "s-whip-el").
Anyway, I'm sure something like this already exists on the Internet, but I don't really care so screw you.
P.S. I'm white so I don't feel like I'm being racist against white people here. And if you feel that way, you probably need to either get a sense of humor (not necessarily a good one, but at least get one) or you need to take the stick out of your ass. And if you really don't like it, I don't care - start your own blog.
